Thursday, August 13, 2009

The Evil Intergalactic Consortium of Angry Housewives Wants You!


Our goal is to accomplish any of the following (really just getting people to come bearing chocolate would make me happy):

Force husbands to clean through mind control
Make everyone behave in a civilized fashion at the dinner table
To garner respect for aprons in the kitchen
To insure that anyone stepping across the threshold of the kitchen bears chocolate (good chocolate) and understands that things may still get thrown at them
To make known that "What's for dinner?" is not an appropriate greeting
That "Don't put it down, put it away" is etched onto the brains of children (and people in general)
A place for everything and everything in it's place...as long as I don't have to put it away.

We offer exceptionally good homemade cookies as incentive for crossing over to the dark side.

I have been rather busy, with Halloween and Thanksgiving none to far off, but not so busy as to not come up with some very interesting distractions with friends! Join today! All genders welcome, angry girlfriends/boyfriends accepted as interns/sidekicks. ;-)

2 comments:

Ummm, honey?? said...

Count me in!!

Anonymous said...

Gee...ah...gosh...I guess my mind control, er training, has come through for me. My husband does all that. But then, he was an at-home dad for 12 years. I can still guilt him into doing most of it. Now, if he's just stop nagging me about putting my clothes in the laundry hamper... :)

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